In the traditional reverse order (although skipping the other tradition of making the announcement in classical Greek) we have:
bodkin (e.g. me ) with Psychoanalysis of Beautiful Fighting Girls
ros with I twist like this
Luce with Love, Love, Love....and Location
So I win a hand-carved sense of vague dissatisfaction -- I'm sure I can find a good use for that!
Ros wins a year's supply of unusual adjectives (I've just looked and the first one is "not-easy-to-explain-like" ...)
And Luce wins the plaudits and an acclaim of the entire international poetry community* and an imaginary trophy!
(*those parts of it that read this board)
Well done everybody, some wonderfully creative entries here. We should try to have another competition before next Christmas...