Burglary of the Logarithmic Spiral (edit)
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Burglary of the Logarithmic Spiral (edit)
Changed 'narrow-minded' to "egocentric" in S3
I see you, goblin,
hiding in the old snail’s shell,
before the slime and smell
of the sluggard within
has dissipated.
We anticipated
your impish crooked plan,
you odious little man,
and so we baited
his helical home
with treacle and foam.
Now drop your wicked haul
you egocentric troll
and leave his house alone.
But if you choose to linger
with your sticky tricky fingers,
we’ll fill your stolen car
with feathers, muck and tar.
I see you, goblin,
hiding in the old snail’s shell,
before the slime and smell
of the sluggard within
has dissipated.
We anticipated
your impish crooked plan,
you odious little man,
and so we baited
his helical home
with treacle and foam.
Now drop your wicked haul
you egocentric troll
and leave his house alone.
But if you choose to linger
with your sticky tricky fingers,
we’ll fill your stolen car
with feathers, muck and tar.
Long time a child and still a child
Re: Burglary of the Logarithmic Spiral
Hi JJ,
I like the title and the quirky nature of the poem, but think it could be pruned into 4 quatrains. See below. One question (and I know I’m probably being thick): is the goblin meant to symbolise anything more that a thief? I did find the poem’s overall meaning a little difficult to follow.
I see you, goblin,
hiding in the old snail’s shell,
before the slime and smell
of the slug had dissipated.
We anticipated
your impish crooked plan,
and so we baited
his helical home
with treacle and foam. (Why ‘form’?)
Now drop your wicked haul
you narrow-minded troll
and leave his house alone.
But if you choose to linger
with your sticky fingers, (no need for ‘thieving’ here)
we’ll fill your stolen car (I think the use of car here is confusing, because it could refer to the shell, too.)
with feathers, muck and tar. (Yes, he’s a coward)
Hope this helps.
Cheers,
Tristan
I like the title and the quirky nature of the poem, but think it could be pruned into 4 quatrains. See below. One question (and I know I’m probably being thick): is the goblin meant to symbolise anything more that a thief? I did find the poem’s overall meaning a little difficult to follow.
I see you, goblin,
hiding in the old snail’s shell,
before the slime and smell
of the slug had dissipated.
We anticipated
your impish crooked plan,
and so we baited
his helical home
with treacle and foam. (Why ‘form’?)
Now drop your wicked haul
you narrow-minded troll
and leave his house alone.
But if you choose to linger
with your sticky fingers, (no need for ‘thieving’ here)
we’ll fill your stolen car (I think the use of car here is confusing, because it could refer to the shell, too.)
with feathers, muck and tar. (Yes, he’s a coward)
Hope this helps.
Cheers,
Tristan
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Re: Burglary of the Logarithmic Spiral
Enjoyed the rhymes. I wonder who the thief is and why he's narrow-minded and what's happened to the old snail and who the car was stolen from. Noddy? I guess you've some esoteric explanation.
Should be "has dissipated" shouldn't it?
Should be "has dissipated" shouldn't it?
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Re: Burglary of the Logarithmic Spiral
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Hi JJ,
like the idea (the Groove Armada opening, but not the title), though it all seems a bit inconsistent to me. For instance, 'the smell' suggests the snail had died, so why 'leave his house alone'? And, if the car is stolen then why would you fill it with 'feathers, much and tar'? Isn't that punishing the poor owner, rather than the thief? Also, if a 'goblin' then how a 'troll'? I agree with Tristan about changing 'sluggard' to 'slug' though you could have gone for 'gastropod' to pair with goblin. I'm also baffled by foam. I can see how a goblin might want treacle, but foam? Surely you don't need both 'impish' and 'crooked'? Shouldn't S4 begin 'and' rather than 'but'?
Regards, Not
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Hi JJ,
like the idea (the Groove Armada opening, but not the title), though it all seems a bit inconsistent to me. For instance, 'the smell' suggests the snail had died, so why 'leave his house alone'? And, if the car is stolen then why would you fill it with 'feathers, much and tar'? Isn't that punishing the poor owner, rather than the thief? Also, if a 'goblin' then how a 'troll'? I agree with Tristan about changing 'sluggard' to 'slug' though you could have gone for 'gastropod' to pair with goblin. I'm also baffled by foam. I can see how a goblin might want treacle, but foam? Surely you don't need both 'impish' and 'crooked'? Shouldn't S4 begin 'and' rather than 'but'?
Regards, Not
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Re: Burglary of the Logarithmic Spiral
Enjoyed this JJ. I've suggested some pruning to the modifiers/fillers:
mac
ps what is the foam?
bestJJWilliamson wrote: ↑Sun Oct 06, 2019 6:44 amI see you, goblin,
hiding in the old snail’s shell,
before the slime and smell
of the sluggard within
had dissipated.
We anticipated
your impish crooked plan,
you odious little man,
and so we baited
his helical home
with treacle and foam.
Now drop your wicked haul
you narrow-minded troll
and leave his house alone.
But if you choose to linger
with your sticky thieving fingers,
we’ll fill your stolen car
with feathers, muck and tar.
mac
ps what is the foam?
Last edited by Macavity on Sun Oct 06, 2019 12:25 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Re: Burglary of the Logarithmic Spiral
I like the title too, and much of the language, but I too await further enlightenment.
I enjoyed it, though - particularly the verse-linking rhymes (which fail for verse 3 ->4?)
Cheers
David
I enjoyed it, though - particularly the verse-linking rhymes (which fail for verse 3 ->4?)
Cheers
David
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Re: Burglary of the Logarithmic Spiral
Thank you very much, Tristan, Ray, Not, mac and David, for the comments and suggestions. Always appreciated.
It's essentially a fun poem, with a story about theft, betrayal, anger, protectiveness, cunning, opportunism, punishment and death. WHAT FUN!!
The rhyme scheme was also just a bit of fun, as was the meter. I'd hoped that it would make for a pleasing and light read with serious undertones about treachery. It's also something of an ekphrastic piece, but I wanted it to work as a stand-alone poem.
I varied the scheme in S4 to indicate the approaching close. Nothing more.
Best
JJ
It's essentially a fun poem, with a story about theft, betrayal, anger, protectiveness, cunning, opportunism, punishment and death. WHAT FUN!!

The rhyme scheme was also just a bit of fun, as was the meter. I'd hoped that it would make for a pleasing and light read with serious undertones about treachery. It's also something of an ekphrastic piece, but I wanted it to work as a stand-alone poem.
I varied the scheme in S4 to indicate the approaching close. Nothing more.
Firebird wrote: ↑Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:26 amHi JJ,
I like the title and the quirky nature of the poem, but think it could be pruned into 4 quatrains. See below. One question (and I know I’m probably being thick): is the goblin meant to symbolise anything more that a thief? I did find the poem’s overall meaning a little difficult to follow. ...Not really, if I'm honest, apart from the references to treachery and vigilance.
I see you, goblin,
hiding in the old snail’s shell,
before the slime and smell
of the slug had dissipated.
We anticipated
your impish crooked plan,
and so we baited
his helical home
with treacle and foam. (Why ‘form’?) ...It's a frothy mixture designed to stymie the goblin's intentions. It would stick to the thief and nail him to the wall.
Now drop your wicked haul
you narrow-minded troll
and leave his house alone.
But if you choose to linger
with your sticky fingers, (no need for ‘thieving’ here) ...It's a rhythm thing.
we’ll fill your stolen car (I think the use of car here is confusing, because it could refer to the shell, too.) ...Never thought of that.
with feathers, muck and tar. (Yes, he’s a coward) ...It references the old punishment of tarring and feathering a felon/thief or treacherous informant.
Hope this helps.
Tristan
ray miller wrote: ↑Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:10 amEnjoyed the rhymes. I wonder who the thief is and why he's narrow-minded and what's happened to the old snail and who the car was stolen from. Noddy? I guess you've some esoteric explanation. ...Well, there's no deep background story, only a local and well known thief taking this chances and getting himself well and truly caught. The death of the old snail had affected the community terribly, and knowing the goblin was on the prowl, they took action to prevent him looting the snail's house. However, they only threaten him and give him a chance to behave.
He's narrow-minded because he's unwilling to empathise with the opinions and feelings of others, nor is he willing to see past his own avaricious desires.
The old snail has died.
Noddy is certainly a contender, but it could be anybody.
Should be "has dissipated" shouldn't it? ...Yes, there's tense conflict. Good spot.
NotQuiteSure wrote: ↑Sun Oct 06, 2019 11:00 am.
Hi JJ,
like the idea (the Groove Armada opening, but not the title), though it all seems a bit inconsistent to me. For instance, 'the smell' suggests the snail had died, so why 'leave his house alone'? ...The goblin is an opportunist thief who is caught red-handed. They are telling him to leave the dead snail's gear alone. IE Don't steal from the dead snail.
And, if the car is stolen then why would you fill it with 'feathers, much and tar'? Isn't that punishing the poor owner, rather than the thief? ...Ah, but he got away with his crime and the locals know it, even though they don't know where he'd been to steal it in the first place.
Also, if a 'goblin' then how a 'troll'? ...It's an insult!
I agree with Tristan about changing 'sluggard' to 'slug' though you could have gone for 'gastropod' to pair with goblin. I'm also baffled by foam. I can see how a goblin might want treacle, but foam? Surely you don't need both 'impish' and 'crooked'? Shouldn't S4 begin 'and' rather than 'but'? ...The bait is set to catch the villain red-handed. It coats him and reveals his intent.
Regards, Not
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Macavity wrote: ↑Sun Oct 06, 2019 12:16 pmEnjoyed this JJ. I've suggested some pruning to the modifiers/fillers: ...Thanks for that, mac, but I'm a bit tied up with my rhythms. This could well be the way to go, though.
bestJJWilliamson wrote: ↑Sun Oct 06, 2019 6:44 amI see you, goblin,
hiding in the old snail’s shell,
before the slime and smell
of the sluggard within
had dissipated.
We anticipated
your impish crooked plan,
you odious little man,
and so we baited
his helical home
with treacle and foam.
Now drop your wicked haul
you narrow-minded troll
and leave his house alone.
But if you choose to linger
with your sticky thieving fingers,
we’ll fill your stolen car
with feathers, muck and tar.
mac
ps what is the foam? ...A sticky substance to complement the treacle, making an impossible mixture to scrape off.
Thanks again to all for the illuminating responses.David wrote: ↑Sun Oct 06, 2019 12:23 pmI like the title too, and much of the language, but I too await further enlightenment. ...Ah, I'm afraid enlightenment will be more of a shot in the dark.![]()
I enjoyed it, though - particularly the verse-linking rhymes (which fail for verse 3 ->4?) ...Pleased you spotted that, David. I varied the scheme to hint that the close was upon us. I could change it and might just do that.
Cheers
David
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JJ
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Re: Burglary of the Logarithmic Spiral
He's narrow-minded because he's unwilling to empathise with the opinions and feelings of others, nor is he willing to see past his own avaricious desires.
Sounds more like self-centred than narrow-minded.
Sounds more like self-centred than narrow-minded.
I'm out of faith and in my cups
I contemplate such bitter stuff.
I contemplate such bitter stuff.
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Re: Burglary of the Logarithmic Spiral
Thanks for dropping back in, Ray.ray miller wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:21 amHe's narrow-minded because he's unwilling to empathise with the opinions and feelings of others, nor is he willing to see past his own avaricious desires.
Sounds more like self-centred than narrow-minded.
Bit of both, I'd say. I'm thinking about "narcissistic" as a possibility. It's a bit of a mouthful, though. I quite like "self-indulgent". Hmmm.
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JJ
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Re: Burglary of the Logarithmic Spiral (edit)
That's an improvement JJ, though I quite like your thought of "narcissistic" too.you egocentric troll
For fun?with your sticky tricky fingers,
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Re: Burglary of the Logarithmic Spiral (edit)
Thanks, mac, once again for the thumbs up and the suggestion. I like it so consider it changed.
JJ

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