I particularly liked
"biscuit tin with wings" and
"enough upthrust to hold up a bank".
I'm an aerophobe myself - I'm not scared of flying, but I AM scared of
falling out of the sky in a giant fucking dart!!!!
"Ball to boot" - like David, I was confused by this.
Shoulder cushions for violins/violas aren't air filled, are they?
How about a glossary for those of us who don't speak Italian ?
(I suspect you don't, either
Nice one, made me chuckle