The Poets' Graves Workshop

by **dillingworth** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:59 pm

beer: the drink of kings,
and of wife-beaters who drink
carlsberg special brew.

by **Minstrel** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:30 pm

Ground beefs bad for us
Old MacDonald had a farm
E I E I O

Train was late.

by **pseud** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:34 pm

E I E I O
And on that farm he had a
sweet and sour chicken.

(sour = 1 syllable?)

Website · by **Bombadil** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:19 am

Farmer Chow ran a
panda preserve and fed them
fresh moo goo gai pan.

Website · by **Bombadil** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:20 am

Ting pang, ping pang, ho.
Farmer Chow he made his shoes
from the best bamboo.

Website · by **Bombadil** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:22 am

He wore no shoes when
he tilled the rice paddies--
got cut-worms and died.

Website · by **Bombadil** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:25 am

The pandas danced
on his grave, because they wanted
mu-shu, not moo-goo.

by **pseud** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:26 am

Ting pang ting pang ho
on that farm he had a bear
and ping was his name-o

by **Holly_Golightly** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:49 pm

cameron wrote:Larder of success:
Car advert written by a
Dyslexic Russian.

lolol by far the best post yet

by **Saul** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 2:13 pm

Expressionless face -
as useless as the dashboard
after a car crash

by **cameron** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:23 pm

After a car crash
Police and medics put limbs
Into a bucket.

Website · by **Bombadil** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:43 pm

Burial by sea:
no money for cremation,
he made some good chum.

by **pseud** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:36 pm

highway savanna
follow the hearse down the road
metal elephants

by **dillingworth** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:37 am

The black hoarse hearses
Make barely a sound apart
From the gravel's crunch.

by **barrie** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:51 am

From the gravel's crunch,
the breaking of a snail's shell
makes hardly a sound.

by **twoleftfeet** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:28 pm

Offbeat online bards
sent this down-line train up-line -
Bang goes my punch-line.....

by **twoleftfeet** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:21 pm

Makes hardly a sound?
Gravel in his muesli breaks
the Ogre's dentures!

by **barrie** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:43 pm

the Ogres dentures
smiling in a bedside glass
holding seven seas.

by **twoleftfeet** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:20 pm

holding seven seas
is a Herculean task
Atlas can but try.

by **pseud** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 10:00 pm

Atlas can but try
to guide us through Kansas
snow blurs all the signs

Website · by **Bombadil** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 10:13 pm

Snow blurs all the signs
and I know I am now lost:
never sled alone.

by **pseud** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:56 pm

never sled alone -
but use common sense, avoid
the tandem snowboards

by **cameron** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:55 am

The tandem snowboards
Weave at random down the half-
Pipe; grabbing hand on

For huge aerial
Abandon - then wipe out and
Double crash land 'em.

by **twoleftfeet** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:56 am

Double crash land'em,
Two flyers in a bi-plane -
they're Allcock and Brown.

by **barrie** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:49 pm

They're Allcock and Brown
much better than Blair and Brown
they're all Cock and Bull.

Haiku Train