Looks aren't everything (a bit of nonsense)

[pauline5]

The pit bull popped the pimple that was perched upon his nose,
The pain was pure agony and the puss had stained his clothes.
He had a date with Paula, she’s the new pug on the block.
Well when she see’s his hooter she is going to faint with shock.

He phoned his pal and pleaded Please come over right away.
I’ve hurt my snout please help me out, now hurry, don’t delay.
His pal, the Persian pussy promptly picked up his provisions
of ointments creams and plasters and a scalpel for incisions.

He’d prepared for him a poultice made from pigeon poo and peas
He felt sure that it would do the job and give his nose some ease.
He plastered on the paste to his pulsating purple pecker
and promised Pete the pit bull it would shrink the throbbing fecker.

The pair of them passed time by sinking pints and playing pool
and waited while the poultice worked it’s magic and did cool
the offending problem area, but both of them had missed
the seven o’clock deadline, because both of them were pissed.

[nar]

pure agony ...<snip>... fecker ...<snip>... sinking pints ...<snip>... both of them were pissed.

What part of West-Central-Scotland are you from, Pauline?

Lovely overplay of alliteration and the rhyme is just the right side of forced (perhaps).

What's

the seven o’clock deadline

Last bus back?

Much enjoyed. Just my type of silly nonsense.

^_^

- Neil

[pauline5]

Cheers Neil.
The seven o'clock deadline is when Pete was to meet Paula lol.

[arunansu]

I feel sorry for the bull, Pauline, but what could the poor creature do? Sigh! Such thinga happen in love, they say! You have crafted the rhymes wonderfully, yet I'm in no mood for them you know, for my heart goes out for the pit bull. This is so painful!

[pauline5]

LOL.
Aru, it's his own fault.
He shouldn't have squeezed the spot.

[KevJ]

Made me smile Pauline. Nice rhymes and alliteration.

[pauline5]

Cheers Kev.
Just a bit of craic.
Glad I could raise a smile.