How similies ought to be, like.

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How similies ought to be, like.

Post by Ros » Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:41 pm

Rosencrantz: What are you playing at? Guildenstern: Words. Words. They're all we have to go on.
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Post by bodkin » Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:51 pm

:lol:
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Post by Suzanne » Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:44 am

I haven't laughed like that for a long time! Hilarious!

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Post by David » Sat Dec 03, 2011 10:01 am

Ahem. Similes. Not similies. Or, indeed, smilies. Or were you being ironic? Sorry for being so peddantic. Great list!

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Post by camus » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:42 pm

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Post by David » Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:23 pm

He looked like a bishop who has just discovered Schism and Doubt among the minor clergy.

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Post by JohnLott » Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:18 pm

:lol: like :lol:

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Post by brianedwards » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:33 am

Brilliant. Reading through them I became unable to discern the Best from the Worst!

#48 really caught my eye:

Anyway, it’s a dread that nobody knows the name for, like those little square plastic gizmos that close your bread bags. I don’t know the name for those either.

I can relate!

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Post by Suzanne » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:39 pm

Isn't that fun, B? Amazing.

Great post, Ros. It's been entertaining.

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